Tuesday, February 2, 2010

A LONG FAR CRY!

A little boy riding a tricycle is a long far cry from a race car driver.

A little boy with a BB gun is a long far cry from a sniper.

A little boy with a toy airplane is a long far cry from an astronaut.

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11 comments:

  1. A little man with just a few years under his belt in biblical studies is a far cry from a Theologan.

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  2. Theologan... not sure what that word means. Is that a God Logan or a Logan God? ;-) Just kidding Brother. In all seriousness though, a theologian can be simply defined as "a person who engages in theology". Theology can be defined as "the study of God". I'd say, therefore, any person serious about studying the Bible (despite how many years) is a theologian. This puts a 60 year pastor, a 12 year preacher such as myself, and a 1 day old Christian who is studying the Bible all theologians.

    After all, I've heard newly saved laymen, as we call them, or even small children, say things or ask things that teach me about God. The age, or time of study, is not the important thing. It is the validity or truth of a statement when compared with the Bible.

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  3. A baptist preacher is a far cry from a weight-loss assistant or physical trainer.

    A doctor is a far cry from a healer.

    A televangelist is a far cry from a church service.

    A Super Bowl is a far cry from a valid excuse for staying home from church.

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  4. Micah Carter is a far cry from P90X

    Mike Wilkes is a far cry from a Head of Hair

    Joey Grappe is a far cry from a real race car driving wrestler

    Joseph Pemberton is a far cry a squirrel hunting grammarian

    James Snyder is a far cry from planet earth

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  5. Do you insinuate I deviate from unvarnished authentic exactitude immediately upon my profession of my parturition in the United Kingdom and nascent adolescence in Louisiana, or was this an implication of prevarication concerning the affirmation of my current residence?

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  6. Ok let me get the ol dictionary and Ill be back in 3 hours to reply to Brother James's last comment. LOL

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  7. Since brother Micah suggested I'm a far cry from earth, I was just asking if he was suggesting that I lied about being born here, or about currently living in AR. I had to speak in his tongue though. It's the gift of tongues God gave me. LoL.

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  8. In high school, we used the phrase "Do you have the audacity to doubt my veracity and insinuate that I prevaricate the utter exactitude?" It was just a joke in our group. That's what gave me the idea to reply to Brother Micah's comment like I did... the same way he's posted a few things. Of course he knows there is no foul play or harm intended.

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  9. These recent comments are a long, far cry from what Brother Grappe intended for this post.

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